What's Missing Now?

During the last few weeks a lot of items around the house have come up missing. First, it was the silver pie server, which has been gone for a couple of months. I like to make pies and I really miss that nice big shiny pie server that matches the beautiful silverware Roger's mother gave the family many years ago.

And I've noticed recently that I cannot find the Stake Telphone Directory. I use it sometimes when I do the Sunday bulletin.

One missing item that has gotten me into trouble is the family calendar which has everyone's birthday on it. I've had to mail a few "Sorry This is Late" cards.

I needed the latest Ensign Magazine last month to look up the Visiting Teaching message and not only was it gone, but all of the recent Ensigns had vanished.

Now the latest items, nowhere to be found, are two heat bags (the kind you warm up in the microwave and apply to sore muscles and other achey places) Oh, and I forgot to mention that we can't find Roger's hair brush.

I know it's normal to lose things once in a while that you eventually find, but these items are adding up and none of them are turning up!

Being a known sleepwalker, who tends to rearrange things at night, I have my suspicions as to who is responsible for the mysterious disappearances. Roger is just hoping that some day soon I'll find my little stash.